Getting a book deal and a TV show based on less than five hundred total words is a level of luck reserved for people who survive plane crashes or find out they’re Oprah’s long-lost sister.

Getting a book deal and a TV show based on less than five hundred total words is a level of luck reserved for people who survive plane crashes or find out they’re Oprah’s long-lost sister. But none of the events of the past year and a half would have occurred if my girlfriend, Amanda, hadn’t broken up with me. If she’d never dumped me, I would never have moved home. If I hadn’t moved home, I would never have started chronicling the shit my dad says

This book got my attention at a local bookstore

This book got my attention at a local bookstore. The humor is pretty good, I can't say I've read many comedy books, but this one really made me laugh.

Childhood Photos of Justin Halpern, author of I Suck at Girls. I really enjoyed this book. The little stories Justin Halpern tells to outline his terrible history with women are entertaining and sometimes fall on the floor hilarious

Childhood Photos of Justin Halpern, author of I Suck at Girls. My mom pulled me out of line to take this, by saying "Justy, you're so cute, lemme see your little face. The little stories Justin Halpern tells to outline his terrible history with women are entertaining and sometimes fall on the floor hilarious. This is a great follow up to his first book S My Dad Says. I love the straight forward and yet, confusing answers his father provided him as he grew up dealing with girls. The only thing I wished would have been in this book was the quotes at the end of each chapter.

I Suck At Girls is Justin Halpern's sophomore novel, and the inspiration behind the short-lived television show Surviving Jack. Justin Halpern may suck at girls but one thing he does not suck at is choosing a good narrator

I Suck At Girls is Justin Halpern's sophomore novel, and the inspiration behind the short-lived television show Surviving Jack. I began watching said . According to my family we all wanted to watch it because the commercials were so funny and made the show look entertaining, but. Justin Halpern may suck at girls but one thing he does not suck at is choosing a good narrator. The narration here was superb, from the crotchety dad (the undisputed funniest part of the book) to the numerous Saturday Night Live skit-worthy girl voices.

Fans of biting, honor-infused memoirs such as Me Talk Pretty One Day and Assassination Vacation will find Halpern’s I Suck at Girls an unforgettable journey into the best and worst moments of one man’s adventures in romance. To read this book, upload an EPUB or FB2 file to Bookmate.

I was obsessed with expanding my vocabulary. Every time I heard a word I didn’t recognize, I’d ask the nearest adult what it meant. My teacher says someday I’m going to know as many words as you do, I told him one night as we sat at the dinner table after I aced an oral test in my. Third-grade English class. Don’t take this the wrong way, but your teacher is full of dog shit.

Human beings fear the unknown. I Suck at Girls is full of his dad's patented brand of wisdom. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a shitload scarier. But it's also full of new characters just as funny as his dad-from his brother, who provides insights into wedding night rituals ("You stand in one corner of the room, and she stands in the other. You each take off one piece of clothing at a time") to his first boss, who warns Justin to man up: "That's what a man does. He takes his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes.

Justin's father also tells his version of raising Justin with an essay written in prose as hilarious and poignant as his son's. In addition the enhanced e-book features nine exclusive photos from Justin's childhood. Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello

I Suck at Girls - Justin Halpern.

From the New York Times bestseller author of Sh t My Dad Says, Justin Halpern, comes a laugh-out-loud funny and deeply touching collection of personal stories about relationships with the opposite sex, from a first kiss to getting engaged and all the awkward moments in between. With Sh t My Dad Says, Halpern brought his brand of talented comedic writing to the world. I Suck at Girls - Justin Halpern. You Could Probably Be Happily Married to a Hundred and Fifty Million Different Women.