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e-Book I Suck at Girls epub download

Author: Justin Halpern
ISBN: 0062113372
Pages: 192 pages
Publisher: It Books; First Edition edition (May 15, 2012)
Language: English
Category: Humor
Size ePUB: 1977 kb
Size Fb2: 1497 kb
Size DJVU: 1204 kb
Rating: 4.9
Votes: 749
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e-Book I Suck at Girls epub download

by Justin Halpern



Getting a book deal and a TV show based on less than five hundred total words is a level of luck reserved for people who survive plane crashes or find out they’re Oprah’s long-lost sister.

Getting a book deal and a TV show based on less than five hundred total words is a level of luck reserved for people who survive plane crashes or find out they’re Oprah’s long-lost sister. But none of the events of the past year and a half would have occurred if my girlfriend, Amanda, hadn’t broken up with me. If she’d never dumped me, I would never have moved home. If I hadn’t moved home, I would never have started chronicling the shit my dad says

This book got my attention at a local bookstore

This book got my attention at a local bookstore. The humor is pretty good, I can't say I've read many comedy books, but this one really made me laugh.

Childhood Photos of Justin Halpern, author of I Suck at Girls. I really enjoyed this book. The little stories Justin Halpern tells to outline his terrible history with women are entertaining and sometimes fall on the floor hilarious

Childhood Photos of Justin Halpern, author of I Suck at Girls. My mom pulled me out of line to take this, by saying "Justy, you're so cute, lemme see your little face. The little stories Justin Halpern tells to outline his terrible history with women are entertaining and sometimes fall on the floor hilarious. This is a great follow up to his first book S My Dad Says. I love the straight forward and yet, confusing answers his father provided him as he grew up dealing with girls. The only thing I wished would have been in this book was the quotes at the end of each chapter.

I Suck At Girls is Justin Halpern's sophomore novel, and the inspiration behind the short-lived television show Surviving Jack. Justin Halpern may suck at girls but one thing he does not suck at is choosing a good narrator

I Suck At Girls is Justin Halpern's sophomore novel, and the inspiration behind the short-lived television show Surviving Jack. I began watching said . According to my family we all wanted to watch it because the commercials were so funny and made the show look entertaining, but. Justin Halpern may suck at girls but one thing he does not suck at is choosing a good narrator. The narration here was superb, from the crotchety dad (the undisputed funniest part of the book) to the numerous Saturday Night Live skit-worthy girl voices.

Fans of biting, honor-infused memoirs such as Me Talk Pretty One Day and Assassination Vacation will find Halpern’s I Suck at Girls an unforgettable journey into the best and worst moments of one man’s adventures in romance. To read this book, upload an EPUB or FB2 file to Bookmate.

I was obsessed with expanding my vocabulary. Every time I heard a word I didn’t recognize, I’d ask the nearest adult what it meant. My teacher says someday I’m going to know as many words as you do, I told him one night as we sat at the dinner table after I aced an oral test in my. Third-grade English class. Don’t take this the wrong way, but your teacher is full of dog shit.

Human beings fear the unknown. I Suck at Girls is full of his dad's patented brand of wisdom. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a shitload scarier. But it's also full of new characters just as funny as his dad-from his brother, who provides insights into wedding night rituals ("You stand in one corner of the room, and she stands in the other. You each take off one piece of clothing at a time") to his first boss, who warns Justin to man up: "That's what a man does. He takes his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes.

Justin's father also tells his version of raising Justin with an essay written in prose as hilarious and poignant as his son's. In addition the enhanced e-book features nine exclusive photos from Justin's childhood. Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello

I Suck at Girls - Justin Halpern.

From the New York Times bestseller author of Sh t My Dad Says, Justin Halpern, comes a laugh-out-loud funny and deeply touching collection of personal stories about relationships with the opposite sex, from a first kiss to getting engaged and all the awkward moments in between. With Sh t My Dad Says, Halpern brought his brand of talented comedic writing to the world. I Suck at Girls - Justin Halpern. You Could Probably Be Happily Married to a Hundred and Fifty Million Different Women.

From the #1 New York Times bestseller author of Sh*t My Dad Says, Justin Halpern, comes a laugh-out-loud funny and deeply touching collection of personal stories about relationships with the opposite sex, from a first kiss to getting engaged and all the awkward moments in between. With Sh*t My Dad Says, Halpern brought his brand of talented comedic writing to the world. Now, with this equally poignant, hilarious, and provocative memoir, he establishes himself as one of popular writing’s great humorists among the likes of David Sedaris, Sarah Vowell, and David Rakoff. Fans of biting, honor-infused memoirs such as Me Talk Pretty One Day and Assassination Vacation will find Halpern’s I Suck at Girls an unforgettable journey into the best and worst moments of one man’s adventures in romance.
Nahelm
As the author became famous from his father's crazy sayings on Twitter, I was disappointed to find out this novel is more of the same, despite the book's title. Many of the author's tales seem unbelievable and/or possibly contrived. There was not one moment in the book that is overtly funny, unless you enjoy seeing punchlines a mile away. The good news? It's short and easy to read in a day or two, so you can quickly move on to something new...like a book of poems!
Gholbimand
This book got my attention at a local bookstore. I started reading it and, before I knew it, I had already gone through the first 10 pages or so in a few minutes, I was instantly hooked! I ended up not buying it that day, so I ordered it weeks later. The humor is pretty good, I can't say I've read many comedy books, but this one really made me laugh. Not only is it funny but it is also well written and I found it great how the author's dad is really funny in his way of thinking, saying and doing stuff, but Justin is also a great writer, his own descriptions and remarks of situations are very funny too. There are also some slightly profound passages here and there, which are great, but it has a steady humor rhythm nonetheless. A great casual read, no doubt. I haven't read the other book by Justin Halpern, but I'm definitely considering it.
olgasmile
I really enjoyed this book. The little stories Justin Halpern tells to outline his terrible history with women are entertaining and sometimes fall on the floor hilarious. This is a great follow up to his first book S*** My Dad Says. I love the straight forward and yet, confusing answers his father provided him as he grew up dealing with girls.

The only thing I wished would have been in this book was the quotes at the end of each chapter. In his first book after every chapter there were four or five quotes from his Dad relating to what the chapter was about. I looked forward to these because they were some of the funniest parts of the book. Still, even with those missing this was a really fun read. Do keep in mind that this is written from a man's perspective. This means that some of the jokes might be childish and crude. My wife read this and liked it but she didn't find it as funny as I did. There were things I could relate to when he talked about his neurotic fears about girls and women that made these situations funnier for me. I was not very good with girls early on either and a lot of his insecurities I shared so there was that connection for me that made this more enjoyable. I am still shocked that my wonderful wife married me.

This was a very fast easy read for me and fit perfectly into what I wanted to read right now. I would recommend this to anyone looking for a lighthearted fun read. It is very funny, but not as good as his first book. Still a solid 4 star book and I am glad I read it. It he ever writes another book I am sure I will read that one as well. I do like his writing style and reading about what his dad has to say on different matters.
unmasked
I loved this book. Great stories that are well written. And for those of us who were less than popular in our younger years and who also sucked at girls(or boys, or whomever), we can relate to that feeling of loneliness confusion and fear. And his dad makes appearances throughout giving advise that is hilarious, honest, and true. I wish I had someone in my life to give me that no-nonsense, straight-to-the-point type of perspective when I was growing up.

But just like in his first book, Sh#t My Dad Says (which is awesome), besides the funny stories I also took from the book the idea that a lot of us think of ourselves as weird or different and that we're alone. In reality, there are a lot of people who feel the same way, and go through similar situations.

This book is funny, open, easy to read, and at times brutally honest. I applaud Justin for writing it, and his father for contributing to it. Thank you gentlemen, and carry on....
Vizil
I love Justin Halperns books, they always have me laughing out loud. His father is a real character - would love to meet him. But underneath it all, he gives very good, common sense advice. This is a great book to read at night so you go to sleep in a happy, peaceful mood. Can't wait to see what he comes up with next If you are offended by cursing, though, take a pass, haha. Otherwise full speed ahead and don't be eating or drinking anything while you are reading this laugh out loud hilarious book.
Skunk Black
I wanted to read this book after reading "Sh*t My Dad Says" and finding it so refreshing and funny. Yes, I laughed out loud with this book too and as always, the father is clearly the star of these books. When the Dad talks to his son, it is crisp, precise and really funny. The books are so positive in what his Dad says to the son about the wife/mom--the Dad adores the woman. And the delivery from this seller was very good and I had no problems.
Mitars Riders
This is a quick read, but alas a very fun one. I found myself chuckling for most of the book, nodding all the time, and laughing out loud more than my wife would have liked.

I felt as if he read my mind sometimes, as if he was living parts of my own life. We all have a little bit of everything, and he portraits very well the parts of my relationships that seemed odd at the time, and seem even more odd now.

How did he survive the dating scene? I don't quite grasp it. I'm sure Justin's Dad agrees with me on this one.

When you have a few hours of down time, as in an airplane, bus, train or just a peaceful afternoon, do yourself a favor and read this book. It will make you laugh, it will make you sad, it will make you think, it will make you remember.

I enjoyed it thoroughly, and as in other reads, I didn't like that ended too fast.

Thanks Justin :D